I’m thinking of posting this in my yard.
I get home from a hard day of working all day, and these neighborhood children are just hanging out in my yard. And then they start assaulting me with stupid questions like, “Where have you been?” and “Why are you wearing heels?” I don’t have kids, why should I have to put up with other people’s kids?? Especially when said other people are my lazy ass neighbors who clearly never work or supervise their children. Ugh!
Like this:
One blogger likes this post.
I personally prefer the one that says “Unattended Children will be given a Red Bull and a Puppy”…. I can just imagine the tears and carnage.
By: ponywench on November 2, 2011
at 12:50 pm
hahaha!!! LOVE IT!
By: Kat on November 2, 2011
at 12:53 pm
LOL! I like the Red Bull and Puppy one, too!! Maybe you would enjoy them, and get them to pooper scoop and stuff for you… Sometimes kids really love to help. Depends on the age. Glad you’re back!
By: Jean K on November 2, 2011
at 8:12 pm
UGH so annoying. Just love how parents don’t teach their children to be respectful. Jeez. And dude, get the EFF off her lawn!
By: Sara on November 3, 2011
at 12:44 pm